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A fun book that’s funny!<\/p>\n

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About the book<\/h2>\n

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It’s a fun book that’s funny. An easy read. No matter where you are on the Richter scale, there is a way to advance your situation. So try to embrace life every day as improvement is contagious, one little step at a time. Please listen to suggested music along this short journey by visiting\u00a0here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It’s up to you to have a good time. I’m root’n for ya!<\/p>\n

–Michael Van<\/p>\n

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About the author.<\/h2>\n

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Michael Van is a retired pig farmer who has worked at various endeavors, including sheep-shearing, miniature horse breeding, moose goosing, and duck-plucking.<\/p>\n

When Michael isn’t tending to his “pets,” he enjoys writing, sky-diving, and playing scrabble (not at the same time). All in all, a good sense of humor, vivid imagination, positive attitude, and frequent baths have led to a very gratifying life for Mr. Van.<\/p>\n

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Michael wishes the same to you and hopes you enjoy all he offers through his work. Check out his newly released book, 101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath<\/span>!<\/p>\n

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Michael Van<\/p>\n

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Some of Michael Van’s Friends<\/p>\n

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Michael Van Fan Club, Spokane, WA<\/p>\n

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A Crusty Guy from Ohio<\/p>\n

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A Skeptical Conglomeration of Doomsday Worshippers<\/p>\n

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