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101 reasons you might need a bath

A fun book that’s funny!

About the book

It’s a fun book that’s funny. An easy read. No matter where you are on the Richter scale, there is a way to advance your situation. So try to embrace life every day as improvement is contagious, one little step at a time. Please listen to suggested music along this short journey by visiting here.

It’s up to you to have a good time. I’m root’n for ya!

–Michael Van

 

$12.95

About the author.

Michael Van is a retired pig farmer who has worked at various endeavors, including sheep-shearing, miniature horse breeding, moose goosing, and duck-plucking.

When Michael isn’t tending to his “pets,” he enjoys writing, sky-diving, and playing scrabble (not at the same time). All in all, a good sense of humor, vivid imagination, positive attitude, and frequent baths have led to a very gratifying life for Mr. Van.

Michael wishes the same to you and hopes you enjoy all he offers through his work. Check out his newly released book, 101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath!

Michael Van

It's a roller coaster of feel good hilarity!

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Michael Van is a genius!

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Fun, fun, fun!

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